Non Sequitur

At work this evening, I assisted a new-to-middle-aged woman who has decided - for better or for worse - to bring back the "Bea Arthur as Maude" hairstyle. And I'm talking the early seasons, before the facelift. All that was missing was the floor length polyester vest and the glare. I did everything in my power not to a. gawk, b. laugh uncontrollably to the point of discomfort and/or c. quote "God'll get you for that, Walter." If only I had been able to get a picture. Just thought I'd share...